Even redheads have blonde moments

I went to Target with Jack Henry and he was hungry. So we went to the snack stand and asked for a pretzel. The cashier rang it up, then left for a little while and came back, and then just stood there looking at me. I assumed I was supposed to get the pretzel out of the case myself, so started jiggling it and trying to open it. I asked her, "So, how do you open this thing to get the pretzel out? She said, "Uh, your pretzel is in the microwave. Those are fake." Doh!