Here's how the conversation went:

Mommy, can I have a cupcake for breakfast?
No dear, cupcakes are not for breakfast.
But I want one. I do. Just a nibble?
OK, just a nibble.
But I want a big piece.
OK, but not the chocolate. Just a plain vanilla one.
Can I have frosting?
No, we don't have any frosting left.
Can we put pudding on it?
OK, fine. Just a little pudding. But that's all.
But I want sprinkles.