Comedy = tragedy + time?

I know I'll find this humorous at some point, but not today. This is a "fresh" fruit and walnut salad, which I got for Jack Henry at McDonalds on Saturday. In case you can't tell, there is a rotten apple slice in it and white mold growing all over the grapes. The "use by" date was the 13th, so one would think it would be fine. But no.