Earthquake, schmirthquake

Yes, last night there was an earthquake. In Nashville. Mind you, nothing fell off the walls, but we did get some rumbling and shaking for about 20 seconds. My theory is that this is yet another desperate and elaborate ploy on the part of the city of Nashville to convince people from Los Angeles that we are not so different after all. See, we have Louis Vuitton! We have California Pizza Kitchen! We have Whole Foods! We have Earthquakes! Love us! Love us!